First off, the title is slightly exaggerated. Bill Bryson wrote “A Short History of Nearly Everything”, and made it pretty good. But he gives the human race – and the way this universe is composed, at that – too much credit, while giving evolution too little. In his book, he states multiple times, how extraordinary it is for us to be here. ‘If gravity was just off by 0.001, we wouldn’t have existed.’ he said. And he’s right, sort of. The thing is, we – as in, nature – would’ve just evolved to another species, that could withstand that kind of gravity. It’s logical, not special.

Moving on! Fight Club. Seen the movie? No? Then do it. Or do as I do, and buy the book. It’s not that big, and it’s got more funky anecdotes.

Have I already mentioned that I have a new girlfriend now? Well, she’s really sweet and caring. And I hear you think “Duh.”, but it’s not as easy as one might expect. I’ve had two other girlfriends, but only one was actually caring but stopped “being nice” altogether when I broke up, turning into what most people call, a bitch. The other didn’t really care, which is fine, but not as a girlfriend and not as a friend altogether. People who aren’t there for you when you need them the most, well, fuck ‘em.

In a more positive light: I’m going to france two weeks with my girlfriend! Haven’t been there since I was 4 years old, so this should be fun. I’m practicing my “Je Ne Parle Pas Français”, because well, that’s all you need to know in french. Hey, if they damn to speak English – motherfucker, do you speak it?! – ‘ll be damned to speak a word of french. Aside from the sentence mentioned.

OH! Forgot to mention this little thing. Everybody coming to my site from my ZX or ZXA FAQ, good news. My faq jsut got to version 2.0, which is a funky PDF. Get it while it’s hot.
I’m doing a version for ZXA as well, which should be done before I’m heading off to France (this saturday night).

And yeah, I know. Ryuusei no rockman 2 is out in English. It’s just that I still haven’t finished part 1 in English